Dean: If Michigan and Florida move up their primaries, their delegates will be stripped.
Michigan and Florida: Nyah, nyah, nyah - we're too important - you won't dare! Hahahaha!
Dean: Fine - no campaigning, no delegates. Everybody on board?
Clinton: OK - even though I'm not going to remove my name from the ballot in Michigan!
Michigan: Hey, um, we'd like to have a revote.
Dean: Fine - but I'm not paying for it. You figure out how that's going to work, and I'll support it.
Obama: I've got some questions on it - but I'll leave you guys to figure it out.
Clinton: OMG! Obama's trying to deny people's civil rights and is keeping the whole revote from happening!
Obama: What's she saying now?
It's a good thing that I'm not in politics, because I'd be tempted to say something like "Hey, moron - stop being a dick and lying all the time. It makes you look, I don't know, unpresidential or something." But that's me.