Me: Matthew, come down for dinner!
Matthew: Hold on, Da!
Me: Matthew - come down! I haven't seen you *sob* all day *sob* *sob*. I need my Matthew *sob, sob*.
Matthew: Not right now, Da! I'm busy and be down soon.
My Lovely Wife: *Snerk* I wonder where he gets that from.
Me: Hey, you guys have no school on Friday. And I don't have to work that Friday. Maybe we should go to the movies.
Me: How about Ratatoille?
Kids: No - we already saw that!
Me: Well, I haven't!
Kids: Sucks to be you!
Me: They totally get this attitude and sarcasm from you, you know.
Emily: Nuh-uh. Mommy says that all of our sass comes from you!