Me: Here's your water. Hey - what are you watching?
My Lovely Wife (MLW): Dallas Cowgirl Cheerleaders.
Me: Oh? Enjoying that?
MLW: Oh, yeah. (Rolls eyes.) They're so - perky. I just love to watch them.
Me: That - may be one of the hottest things you've ever said.
MLW: Keep dreaming.
Me: Oh, I will. I will.