Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Heroes: They're Flying!

Claire: You don't understand - I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not!

Flying Boy: Claire - Shut up!

(Flying Boy picks up Claire. A horrible greenscreen background shows up. They're flying into the air together.)

Me: Can you read my miiiiiiind?
Do you know what it is you do to me?
Don't know who you are
Just a friend from another star
Here I am
Like a kid at the school

My Lovely Wife(MLW): (Throws pillow at my head.)

Me: Look at me - shivering! Like a little girl -

MLW: Do I get out the squirt bottle?

Me: I'll be good.


Pam said...

I hate Flying Boy so much. Seriously, creepy stalker teenage boys are NOT ROMANTIC!

John Hummel said...

@Pam: But - he's scruffy! Like a Nerf Herder!