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TV: BLARGH! BLARGH! BLARGH!
Kids: Dad! The TV's doing something!
Me: (run up the stairs) Is that the emergency broadcast message?
TV: THIS IS THE WEEKLY TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM.
Me: Oh, good. They haven't realized that we're really aliens yet and I've replaced your father to take over the world.
Kids: Yeah, whatever. Look - Pikachu!
Me: Nothing? That's all I get?
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