Emily: What's that?
Me: It's a pillowcase. Look - it has Haruhi, and Mikaru, and Yuki on it in their sleepware! Maybe I should put it on my pillow.
Me: Why not?
Emily: (Starts doing a "I'm teasing Daddy" dance.) Because Mommy won't let you have it, because she won't want you to sleep on pretty girls.
Me: Really. Why don't you go ask your mother then and see what she says.
Emily: OK! (Runs upstairs with the pillowcase.)
(2 minutes pass)
My Lovely Wife: No, he's not!
Emily: I told you!
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