Me: I hate this commercial. What kind of a make out technique is this? "I'm so stupid I ran out of gas - make out with me?"
My Lovely Wife(MLW): I hate this commercial because her laugh is clearly fake.
Me: Well, I just hate his make out technique. I mean, if I was going to do it - well, I wouldn't know what to do, because before I met you, I was totally innocent before you seduced me and put your tongue in my mouth.
MLW: (Singing voice) You're going to Hell, for being a li-ar.
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