Teller: OK! Hey, while you're here, would you like to fill out this credit card application?
Me: I'd rather have my tongue ripped from my mouth, stapled to my forehead, and asked to drink a glass of pure lemon juice.
Teller: That's sounds painful.
Me: That's the point.
Teller: But you know - Christmas is coming! With this, you could get your presents and pay no interest!
Me: I've spent the last 4 years eradicating every credit card from my life. I am down to 1. I am not adding any more.
Teller: But -
Me: *GLARE!* *EYEBROW!*
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