Me: Hey, that's out song!
My Lovely Wife (MLW): We have a song?
Me: Yes. You picked it out when we were dating for a year. "Forever with you." I think you got it from the "90210" soundtrack.
MLW: I don't have a 90210 soundtrack.
Me: You didn't. You had it on a cassette. It's black and white.
MLW: Uh - I don't remember that.
Me: You notice who's the more romantic of the two of us? Who remembers all of these events from our lives?
MLW: I lost brain cells. I lost them pushing out three of your children.
Me: Oh, I forgot. The "I had babies" defense.
MLW: Exactly. Wait - is that our song playing?