Me: What are you watching?
Holli: These cheerleaders dancing. They're the most dressed up and covered cheerleaders I've ever seen. Long pants, no belly showing -
Me: Well, I guess they're very moral cheerleaders then.
Her: Oh, no way.
Me: What makes you say that?
Her: Are you kidding? They're from Kansas. Almost none of them are!
Me: That's kind of harsh.
Her: It's true! The entire state's that way! I should know - I'm from there.
Me: Kansas? I'd never thought it.
Her: Well, just the way it is.
Me: How does that work? You always think of Kansas as being the center of the American heartland, full of goodness.
Her: But not Mormons.
Me: Wait - I said those are *moral* cheerleaders, not *Mormon* cheerleaders.
Her: Oooooohhhhhh. I don't know - I just know they're probably not Mormon.